I have been deeply involved with a married man for three years now. Crunch time came when he gave me too many deadlines for leaving his wife and yet no sign of. i went round to his house, told his wife everything. his wife collapsed in tears and begged me, "please, he's my husband, the love of my life, would you please mind leaving him alone?"
well, you can imagine how enraged I was to be spoken to with a request like that. i took one look at her and punched her so hard she flew back against her refrigerator. ladies, we can all agree, when wives ask you to treat them as human beings and to respect the sanctity of their marriages, they're asking for two things too many.